Sample Dispatches:
December 12, 2000.YU News Dispatch 001
January 12, 2001.YU News Dispatch 006
ASHCROFT DEFENDS RIGHT TO BE NATION'S FIRST DEAD ATTORNEY GENERAL
February 16, 2001.YU News Dispatch 011
March 9, 2001.YU News Dispatch 014 CHENEY UNCONCERNED ABOUT DIET AND VOWS TO KEEP EATING BEEF
April 13, 2001.YU News Dispatch 019 REMAINS OF 6 MILLION YEAR OLD MAN IN KENYA FINALLY IDENTIFIED
May 4, 2001.YU News Dispatch 022 BUSH SAYS WAR IS BEST WAY TO SOLVE NATION'S PROBLEMS WITH EVERYONE
June 8, 2001.YU News Dispatch 027 ASHCROFT SAYS McVEIGH'S DEATH A SIGN THAT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD
July 6, 2001.YU News Dispatch 031 BUSH CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY AND RECEIVES FIRST ARTIFICIAL BRAIN IMPLANT
August 24, 2001. YU News Dispatch 038 DISCOVERY OF PARALLEL WORLD OFFERS NEW HOPE FOR BUSH PRESIDENCY
September 14, 2001.YU News Dispatch 041 BUSH RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN WAR GETS $20 BILLION CONTRIBUTION FROM CONGRESS
October 19, 2001.YU News Dispatch 046 GOVERNMENT SAYS EVERYTHING IS SECRET AND NOBODY CAN LEAVE THE ROOM
November 23, 2001 YU News Dispatch 051 WHITE HOUSE KICKS OFF HOLIDAY SEASON BY CLOSING ITS DOORS TO THE PUBLIC
December 7, 2001.YU News Dispatch 053 ASHCROFT ACCUSES EVERYONE OF BEING A TERRORIST BEFORE LITERALLY LOSING FACE
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